FAQ
Q: Hi, how are you?
I'll tell you later.
Q: Is this shit working?
No.
Q: Is this a joke?
No, this is our most heart-felt spirtitual pursuit..
Q: Umm, are you guys ok, and stuff?
BONGLOARD!
Q: So, what's your name all about?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism
and
- bong v. tr.
- To cause to sound with a deep ringing noise.
- bong n.
- a low-pitched sound as of a bell
the clock had struck the hour, and it was just past four bongs.
